Archive for the ‘salma hayek’ Category
Salma Growing Larger by the Day!
May 29, 2007
I haven’t seen any images of Salma in a while and I was wondering how big she would be by now. My friends over at Right Celebrity managed to find a recent photo of Salma and you guessed it, she is huge!!!
Salma’s boobs are so big it freaks me out. She looks like a fat lady. She also looks swollen and uncomfortable. She probably has gigantic swollen feet and cankles. Ahh, the joys of having a baby.
Of course she still looks beautiful, she is Salma. Big, and beautiful not just big breasted as we are used to. I wonder how long it will take Salma to get back to her sexy petite figure after having the baby. It seems like majority of celebs instantly lose the baby weight.
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I am still confused as to how an old geezer nabbed Salma. I guess when you’re an old billionaire geezer meeting women is not too difficult. All I know is Francois-Henri Pinault looks like a barrel of laughs… I honestly thought he was about 60 but it turns out he is only 44.
I wish them both the best!
Violet, You’re Turning Violet, Violet!
May 11, 2007
Salma looks like an Oompa or worse like Violet from Willy Wonka. She is huge and her boobs are gigantic. I can’t imagine walking around with those 2 huge bowling balls on my chest. I am happy that she is having a baby though. It is not so easy to get pregnant at 40. Hopefully the baby gets Salma’s genetics and doesn’t turn out to be an old geezer like her hubby.
You Want Angelina’s Lips?
March 13, 2007
So do a lot of people. And many of them are taking extreme measures to look like their favorite stars.
“Many of my patients request celebrity features when coming in for a particular procedure. It makes sense, because the celebrities define beauty in our society today,” said Dr. Robert Rey, star surgeon of the E! reality show “Dr. 90210.”
So which celebrity characteristics are most frequently taken home?
According to Rey, Jessica Biel, Courteney Cox and Angelina Jolie have the most in-demand faces, and everybody wants Nicole Kidman’s nose.
Below the neck, Carmen Electra and Salma Hayek have the most coveted breasts. And when it comes to entire bodies, Jessica Alba, Gisele Bundchen and Halle Berry make the cut.
Wannabes are also requesting Scarlett Johansson’s eyes, Ashlee Simpson’s nose, Jennifer Lopez’s butt, Angelina Jolie’s lips, Janet Jackson’s abs and Cameron Diaz’s legs, according to reports.
And if you thought cosmetic enhancement was a ladies-only luxury, think again.
“There has been a big increase in men opting for plastic surgery to look like a celeb,” said Rey. “David Beckham or Brad Pitt, in most cases.”
So can anybody emerge from a clinic with carbon copy features of a Hollywood hottie?
“In some cases, an almost exact replica of certain features can be achieved,” said Rey. “But looking exactly like somebody else is unrealistic. I won’t operate if a patient’s expectations are unrealistic to that point.”
Rey also reminds Hollywood hopefuls who come in with their magazine cut-outs that these celebs don’t really look that good in real life. It’s only with the assistance of professional hair and makeup artists and the art of airbrushing that such flawless features are possible.
Americans spent nearly $12.5 billion on cosmetic procedures in 2005, according to surgery.org, leading some to worry that society is being saturated by celebrity worshippers.
Sorry Guys, she’s Knocked up and Taken.
March 9, 2007
The 40-year-old actress is engaged to businessman Francois-Henri Pinault and is pregnant with their first child, her spokeswoman, Cari Ross, said Friday in a statement. No further details were provided.
The Mexico-born Hayek has starred in films such as “Frida,” “Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over” and “After the Sunset.” She is one of the executive producers of ABC’s “Ugly Betty,” in which she recently guest starred as a two-faced magazine editor.
Pinault is chairman and chief executive officer of the luxury goods company PPR SA, which owns high-end labels such as Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Stella McCartney.
Best Celebrity Breasts!
March 3, 2007 
Salma Hayek, 40, received the honour for flashing her assets in movie “Ask the Dust” at the Annual Anatomy Awards, reports The Sun.
Former Friends star Jennifer Aniston, 38, won Best PG-13 Nude Scene for baring her bum in The Break-Up, while British Kelly Brook, 27, won Best Skinny Dip for her nude part in Three, which co-starred real-life lover Billy Zane and was slated by critics.
Other winners include “Nip/Tuck” guest star Brooke Shields for Best Plumber’s Crack, and Monique Coleman from “Dancing with the Stars” for Best Wardrobe Malfunction.
64th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1/15)
January 16, 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt: Not a great dress on her for a few reasons. The fabric and shape do not flatter her figure, the color is drab…
Angelina and Brad: Cover those tacky tatoos for godsakes!
Cameron Diaz: What is she wearing?
Salma Hayek: Boring dress. Of course she had to show a bunch of boob. Typical.
Jennifer Lopez: She looks better without the corpse attached to her arm.
Renee Zellweger: I think she looks very cute and classic. I am not usually a fan of this color but Renee is pulling it off with style.
Jennifer Gardner: Don’t love this dress & definitely not on her.
Reese Witherspoon: She looks great but skinny and she is wearing too much makeup.
Penelope Cruz
Evangeline Lilly: Such a pretty girl but I am not digging her dress.
Vanessa Minnillo
Beyonce Knowles: yuck, who let her out of the house in this dress?
Jessica Biel: Such a pretty woman but I don’t love this dress on her.
Eva Longoria: Looked beautiful
Salma & Campari
January 9, 2007
Italian alcohol company Campari has taken a leaf out of Pirelli’s girlie calendars by making its own with Salma Hayek.
Shot by celebrity snapper Mario Testino, the 2007 Hotel Campari calendar features the voluptuous Mexican beauty in a figure-hugging black dress, draped in expensive jewellery and good-looking blokes.
She’s doing various things with a bottle of Campari – except pouring herself a drink.
Only 9999 copies of the calendar, to be launched in Australia this month, have been made.
But you can check out the pics at http://www.campari.it/.
You can also spy Hayek on the box soon, with a cameo in the acclaimed new sitcom Ugly Betty, which she executive produces.
Salma Boobies (12/13)
December 15, 2006
She looks bad. Her bangs are ugly and her shirt is inappropriate. Would it kill her if she didn’t show her breasts just once????
