Celebs Now

The above image is from the Spiderman Premiere in Stockholm. While I do not mind this getup as much as the one she was wearing in my last post, it is still ugly. Less ugly is not too much of an improvement.

Two posts about Kirsten in one week is too many imo so I will keep this short. Regarding Kirsten’s boobs, what is happening? I never even knew her to have any boobs but clearly in the above image the small breasts she had have gone very far south. Knowing Kirsten, she will never do anything about it either. In some ways that is cool, in other ways, those two loose hanging empty socks really could use some inflation. My advice to Kirsten would be to avoid wide open necklines like the one pictured above. There are plenty of attractive ensembles with a nice fitted top that would flatter her uninflated chest much better.

Not cute.

what the hell is Kirsten Dunst wearing? This is not one of these bash on Kirsten posts although I am sure I have written a few of those in the past. To be honest, I am kind of over all my negativity. I know these little phases only last a couple days so don’t be surprised if I am back tomorrow saying I hate Kirsten or Paris (who doesn’t). Seriously though, what is Kirsten trying to prove wearing this “thing” to a spiderman premiere? We all know she has no fashion sense but why accentuate that? Why can’t she simply throw on a normal looking black dress? This sweater dress she is wearing is something my mother would have whipped out of her closet in 1985. Of course we would have forbid her to wear it anywhere beyond the limits of the home. If something like this was ugly then, it is only worse now. I honestly do not comprehend anyone looking at themself in the mirror in this outfit and considering going anywhere. She must be getting fashion advice froman enemy.

Everyone in the world seems to have something negative to say about Kirsten Dunst and to be honest, in the past, I did too. Now a days I don’t really care about her and I have decided I like her more because she doesn’t seem to care what anyone thinks and she is pretty down to earth. Well, today, I have decided that while I don’t dislike her, YES, I still find her lispy voice incredibly annoying, I will say something negative anyway. Kirsten that black bandeu bikini is not at all flattering on your floppy chest.