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Christina Aguilera in NYC (6/3)
June 5, 2007
It’s nice to see Christina out looking a little dirrrrty. I think she looks cute here, better than her normal overdone, red lipstick, all white look. That look is really starting to bore me. I shouldn’t say starting, it has been boring me for a few years now. Christina and Jordan are a cute couple, no thanks to Jordan, he is definitely not a looker but they seem happy. Talk about normal characters nabbing incredible hot, talented stars, Jordan did pretty well for himself. I hope they remain happy for a long time.
Lindsay is Number One.
May 15, 2007Maxim’s Hot 100 of 2007.
Lindsay Lohan tops the list this year. I am surprised because she is such a sloppy whore but on the other hand, she is quite beautiful so I tend to agree with Maxim on this one. Hot doesn’t mean classy, talented or intelligent afterall.
Here is the full list:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley
21. Kate Beckinsale
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Hilary Duff
24. Sophia Bush
25. Elisha Cuthbert
26. Nelly Furtado
27. Kate Hudson
28. Carmen Electra
29. Sarah Silverman
30. Rebecca Romijn
31. Amy Smart
32. Lacey Chabert
33. Roselyn Sanchez
34. Vanessa Minnillo
35. Jennifer Garner
36. Jamie King
37. Ashley Olsen
38. Shakira
39. Rachel Bilson
40. Moon Bloodgood
42. Minka Kelly
43. Kate Mara
44. Rose McGowan
45. Bar Refaeli
46. Kristen Bell
47. Katharine McPhee
48. Mandy Moore
49. Mischa Barton
50. Miss Maxim
51. Alessandra Ambrosio
52. Kate Walsh
55. Halle Berry
56. Michele Merkin
57. Tricia Helfer
58. Penelope Cruz
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
60. Jessica White
61. Nadine Velazquez
62. Danneel Harris
63. Bianca Kajlich
64. Lena Headey
65. Autumn Reeser
66. Joanna Krupa
67. Gabrielle Union
68. Evangeline Lilly
69. Danica Patrick
70. Stacy Keibler
71. Willa Ford
72. Ciara
73. Mena Suvari
74. Tara Conner
75. April Scott
76. Diora Baird
77. Hilary Burton
78. Joss Stone
79. Adrianne Palecki
80. Abbie Cornish
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui
82. Dita Von Teese
83. Ivanka Trump
84. Hometown Hottie
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Michelle Trachtenberg
87. Padma Lakshmi
88. Raquel Alessi
89. Haylie Duff
90. Salma Hayek
91. Isla Fisher
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
93. Christina Milian
94. Kelly Carlson
95. The Avatars of Second Life
96. Shanna Moakler
97. Kim Kardashian
98. Yunjin Kim
99. Mia Maestro
100. Noureen DeWolf
Xtina & her Mom Leaving the Ivy (5/13)
May 14, 2007
I always say this and I will say it again, why do celebs go to the Ivy? They all complain about having people follow them constantly and the lack of privacy but then they go to the Ivy, the place where people go to be seen.
Welp, Christina is such a cute girl and she is so talented. The situation with her is that she seems to be losing her hair. I wonder if it has just been overbleached so much that it is breaking and thin? Hell, I can donate her a wig from my head. I have enough for me, her and Britney. I really think her hair is looking bad with all the chemicals. She is also orange. I feel bad for her mom because she looks like she is just a normal lady trying to have a nice lunch with her daughter. Once again, I don’t know why they went to the Ivy..
Even Talented Stars Lip Sync.
April 9, 2007
Christina Aguilera Lip Syncs During Concert?…. Christina Aguilera has disappointed US fans by reportedly lip-syncing at a gig on Friday night (23Mar07).
The Beautiful star encountered undisclosed technical problems at the concert in Madison Square Garden, New York City, prompting the audience to speculate the star was miming during the entire set.
Aguilera’s manager Irving Azoff has admitted there was a sound-related problem at the concert.
He tells the New York Daily News, “Miss Aguilera is one of the most talented vocalists to ever grace the stage; however, we did have a technical problem with the sound equipment at the Garden.”
Christina Still Sporting One of the Worst, if not THE Worst, Set of Implants in all of Hollywood (3/7)
March 8, 2007
While I do think Christina is a very cute and talented artist, I can’t help but notice she has a horrible set of implants. Here is Christina leaving Hyde in Hollywood in a low cute shirt and you can clearly get a glimpse of the problem.
Christina and Jordan @ Disney (2/14)
February 21, 2007
Christina and her beau spent their Valentine’s day at Disneyland and they look like they had an amazing time. I always wonder how Jordan scored a hotty like Christina.
07 Grammy Awards (2/11)
February 12, 2007Scarlett Johansson: Looking sexy.
Nelly Furtaro: Not looking too cute & her dress is hideous. This is an understatement.
Beyonce: Not digging the entire look. Her legs look all nasty and beat up.
Christina Aguilera: Cute and so talented.
Hilary Duff: Cute dress, bad hair.
Shakira: I like Shakira but she is not at her best imo.
Vanessa Minnillo: Her boobs look weird in this dress.
Carrie Underwood: Cute but I don’t love the dress.
Mandy Moore: I think her dress is matronly. Not flattering. She looks great otherwise.
Christina Ricci: Totally my style. I love her dress and she looks adorable! She could definitely stand to gain a few pounds.
Rihanna: Not loving the dress but overall she looks good.
Smell Like seXtina.
January 20, 2007
So now is Christina’s time to jump on the bandwagon and come out with her own fragrance. I guess it is about time as everyone else seems to have a fragrance, why not? I wonder if she can bottle skank and sell it for money. I am sure plenty of hookers are out looking for skank perfume. Just kidding. I am sure it will be a lovely fragrance as Christina seems to be quite a verastile character. I wonder what Christina’s role is in the creation of this perfume anyway, is she sitting around some lab mixing odors and saying YES, that is the one. That would be ridiculous. I am sure someone just tells her what it is going to be. I should have my own fragrance too, it would be part skank, part freak, with a touch of spice. Christina’s scent will be part skank, part glam, part romance. Britney’s is just straight baby momma odor.
Oh yeah so I posted the image to the left to remind everyone of the days when Christina was uber-skank. I remember when she first got those awful balloons on her chest then a few weeks later she was bouncing around half naked all over the place. Good god, the mellons didn’t even look ripe. What was she thinking? All this glam 50’s nonsense, platinum hair, and red lipstick will not make us forget the whore phase. The whore images are forever immortalized in google and other search engines. I am thankful for that. I don’t know about anyone else but I liked the skanky Christina better than this new do-gooder wannabe. She was fun, daring, crazy, sexy… Now she is kind of boring. Next thing we know she will be reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow.
Xtina Looking Skanky (1/16)
January 19, 2007
I am quite pleased to see Christina out looking whorish. I was getting very frustrated with her constant white dresses and red lipstick. Why is her skin so orange? It looks gross, like cheap tanning cream from RiteAid. I think these two make a cute couple.
