August 02 2007

Can Someone Please Explain…

How it is possible that Nicole Richie is preggo? I was always under the impression that people who are severely under weight (like Nicole) do not get a monthly visitor… How can someone who is teetering on the edge of 80 pounds get pregnant? More importantly, who the heck is Nicole in the big picture and why does anyone care about her? To be honest, I haven’t posted about Nicole and her bogus pregnancy, or her relationship for that exact reason. I decided she is too worthless to waste my readers time on.

Well after hearing about this pregnancy and interview I decided it is time to question this near impossiblity. I honestly wonder if Nicole is actually pregnant. She is known for being an immature prankster and I wouldn’t put it past her to dupe the media. I also worry that if she is pregnant, she would be a horrible mother. From the one episode of “the Simple Life” I watched, Nicole’s behavior made me sick. I found myself wondering if she was slow or had a mental handicap. Growing up I had a friend who took the short bus and exhibited behavior similar to Nicole Richie’s on the simple life. She would always draw attention to the stupid things she was doing because she had nothing else going for her… Funny thing is, she is still the same. Anyway, I sure wish Nicole would disappear, even more so than I wish Paris would disappear and we all know I think Paris is a waste of a life. What do you think, is Nicole pregnant?

Also, how did Nicole get off with 4 days in prison when she commit a very serious crime. hello?!?! the feeble minded lollipop-head was driving south on the 101 north. That is extremely dangerous and unacceptable. She could have caused a multiple car pileup and killed people. Wasn’t she also drunk and on drugs? Seems contradictory that Paris gets almost a month for something as stupid as violating probation and Nicole gets 4 days for driving under the influence the wrong way on a major freeway.

May 29 2007

Paris Considers Camp Roughing it…

Before PARIS HILTON heads off to jail to serve a minimum 23-day sentence for breaking her probation, the heiress joined pal NICOLE RICHIE and roughed it in the wilds of Malibu as camp counselors.

On Monday night, “The Simple Life Goes to Camp” premiered on E!, so naturally, we sent our own happy camper, STEVEN COJOCARU, to chat with the duo about life without cell phones or air conditioning.

“I want to know how raw this was, how stripped down!” Cojo said.

“We roughed it as much as possible,” Nicole said. “It was freezing. We were in cabins that had no heat, no air conditioning, nothing.”

Paris says the worst part was that Camp Shawnee in the Malibu mountains had almost no cell-phone reception.

“We’d have to do a hike to actually find the cell phone zones,” she said. “It was pretty brutal. I don’t know what I’d do without my Blackberry.”

Adds Nicole, “We would literally be, like, waving around our Blackberries, climbing trees, jumping up in the air, trying to get some sort of reception.”

However, the two said they also got to wear sweatsuits, unlike in previous seasons. But they still indulged in a few pet luxuries, such as designer stiletto heels.

“This one was in six-inch CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTINS,” Paris said of Nicole.

“All my shoes are either heels or ballet flats!” Nicole protested. “That’s the only shoe that I have. I wear Loubs every day. When I realized that it wasn’t solid ground there, I didn’t know what to do. It’s just part of what I wear.”

Sounds like she’s a natural for “Pageant Camp.” As part of the show, the camp is broken down into five themes: Pageant Camp, Couples Camp, Survival Camp, Drama Camp and Wellness Camp. Monday’s episode showed the girls counseling and helping to give high colonics to obese individuals at the adult Wellness Camp.

“Life” doesn’t get much rougher than that!

“The Simple Life Goes to Camp” airs on the E! Network at 10 p.m. on Sundays.

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February 01 2007

A Slap on the Wrist for Nicole? Unlikely.

Nicole Richie’s wrong-way driving case has shifted gears.

The California Highway Patrol turned its investigation into the Simple Life star’s DUI arrest over to the Los Angeles District Attorney’s office Wednesday to determine whether Richie should be charged in the case.

CHP officials would not disclose their recommendations in the case, but the fact that the D.A. is reviewing the case, as opposed to the city attorney’s office, suggests that the CHP is recommending Richie face a felony charge.

A spokesperson for the D.A.’s office did not comment beyond acknowledging that the case had been received and was under review. There was no immediate word from Richie’s camp.

Richie was arrested Dec. 11 for allegedly driving the wrong way in the carpool lane of the Ventura (134) Freeway in Burbank, California.

When police arrived on the scene, they found Richie behind the wheel of her black SUV, stopped in the carpool lane and facing the right direction.

At the time of her arrest, police said she admitted to having taken the painkiller Vicodin and smoking marijuana. A field sobriety test showed she was not under the influence of alcohol.

She was taken into custody and released after posting $15,000 bail.

Because Richie was previously convicted of drunken driving in 2002, a second conviction would mean a mandatory five-day jail sentence, as well as the loss of her license for one year, under California law.

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