February 14 2008

Katie Jordan Promotes her Book at Waterstones (2/14/08)

   

Katie looks so much better with the dark hair and the new nose. It is almost hard to believe how dumpy she was before she had her latest baby. I know it is funny because I never thought she looked bad until seeing her now and realizing how much better she looks. I personally think her boobs are still much too large. You can see the incisions around her areola in the images where her nips are popping out. I thought usually the incision is only around the bottom of the areola but maybe since her implants were so big they cut around the whole thing or maybe she had some kind of mini/crescent lift?

February 04 2008

Katie Jordan & her New Nose Leaving Movida Nightclub (2/2)


She looks a lot better than she did pre-baby!

January 23 2008

Katie Jordan's New Schnoz.

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Like it or not? This is one of those situations where I never noticed how goofy her nose was until I saw her with a new one. Yeah, her old nose was wide, crooked and undefined, not very good looking. Overall she always had a pretty face so the nose wasn’t a prominent feature even though it was kind of  big, humped and sloppy. The new nose is definitely much daintier and more feminine. In my opinion, it is a huge improvement. It does take away from her character a little because looking at the older pictures of Katie, I see Katie, the newer ones she looks slightly classier and less like a pornstar. I am sure we will all get used to seeing the new “improved” Katie. Hell, I am already thankful that old nose is gone. I am actually surprised she went this long without having it fixed, she is 29 and finally has a “cute” nose. I know some of you probably think I always say noses look better after but believe me, I have seen some really terrible nose jobs in my time. The people I post about tend to go to the BEST surgeons and always have good results. I will be the first to admit when I see an post rhinoplasty photo that looks “done”.

It appears Katie’s HUGE implants have been replaced as well. I wonder how many cc’s those implants were? I think they are well over 800cc’s. I thought 800 was the maximum they sell in conventional implants, anything over is considered custom. Her smaller implants definitely aren’t small by any means, they have to be over 600cc’s. Of course, this is just my opinion. I could be way off. Whatever the case, they look so much better.

Well, congrats to you Katie. Feeling secure is very empowering and you look great!

January 11 2008

Katie Price's Enhancement Cost Nearing 100k.

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The cost of Jordan’s ever-changing body is nearing $100,000, according to a plastic surgeon.

The British model, who married Australian pop singer Peter Andre in 2005, is believed to have undergone numerous cosmetic procedures, including four operations on her breasts alone.

Her initial breast implants — which boosted her cup from a 32B to a massive 32E — skyrocketed her to fame and cost approximately $11,000.

Plastic surgeon Alex Karidis tells The Sun that apart from around $45,000 spent on breast surgery since 1998, Jordan also appears to have had her cheekbones and lips altered — as well as extensive liposuction.

Dr Karidis also believes Jordan has had several chemical peels and Botox injections.

The grand total that 29-year-old Jordan, real name Katie Price, has spent on cosmetic procedures is estimated at $89,000 — including a recent $12,000 nose job.

Despite the hefty bills, Jordan and Andre’s combined worth was recently estimated at $67 million.

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December 01 2007

Maxim's Nine Hottest Pregnant Women Ever

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  1.  Halle Berry
  2. Christina Aguilera
  3. Heidi Klum
  4. Brooke Burke
  5. Gwen Stefani
  6. Angelina Jolie
  7. Naomi Watts
  8. Jaime Pressly
  9. Monica Bellucci

What do you think? There are so many hot moms in the world, I really don’t think these people “top” the list. Maybe it is just me but I have never found pregnant to be hot, I usually find it to be a bit sloppy. Seems like the media really glamorizes pregnancy these days… It’s nice to be confident and feel good when you’re pregnant but kind of gross when people put out reports about who is the “hottest pregnant woman ever”. I guess it is cute if you’re lucky enough to stay petite. Some people blow up so big they look like they are in pain just leaving the house. Some people end up with stretch marks all over their hips and bellies and a big loose pooch of skin (in the real world).

Who do you think was the sloppiest pregnant lady? Britney gets my vote!

  1. Britney Spears
  2. Sara Gilbert
  3. Katie Jordan Price
  4. Tori Spelling
  5. Katie Holmes
  6. Salma Hayek
  7. Isla Fisher

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November 25 2007

Katie 'Jordan' Promoting her Fragrance in Cardiff (11/24)

Sadly everytime I see this woman she is more unappealing to me. Her facial features are so big and henious it is freaking me out. What the heck happened? She used to be pretty. Everything about her is off. Her makeup, her face, her huge ugly boobs… when I looked at these images I actually felt a little bad for her and thought maybe she should stop doing these promos and just stay home with her baby.

November 24 2007

Katie 'Jordan' Promotes her new Perfume "Stunning" in Dublin (11/23)

Katie looks a bit scary in some of the photos above. I don’t know what happened to her but I remember when she was a lot cuter. I am starting to think she was never really that cute, her photos were probably just drastically cleaned up in photoshop. All her features look so big and goofy and her skin looks like wrinkly old leather. She looks like a big manly freak.

October 31 2007

A Classier Side of Katie Jordan Price.

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She is best known for her glamorous poses and colourful love life.

But Katie Price cuts an altogether more sophisticated figure posing as a Fortiesstyle siren for The Mail on Sunday’s You magazine.

The 29-year-old looked a million miles from her former Jordan persona. Yet she hated the clothes – and admitted she far prefers her traditional glamour-model image.

During a quick change, she bounded on to a sofa in a jumper and skimpy underwear, demanding: “Look! This is the way you should photograph me!”

Katie also reveals her mature view on life in You – and her wish to double the size of her family to “six or seven children”.

The model – who married singer Peter Andre, 34, after they met on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! – speaks movingly of her battle to care for five-year-old son Harvey, who suffers autism and blindness.

She said: “You just have to deal with it. One injection a day, medicine three times a day.”

Katie had Harvey with footballer Dwight Yorke and has four-monthold Princess and Junior, two, with Peter.

She says: “I don’t regard kids as being a chore. It’s more love.”

And she also reveals the secret of her £30 million earnings by saying: “If there was something I wanted, I made sure I got it.”

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October 12 2007

I Don't Care about Orlando Bloom but I do Care about Boobies!

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Glamour model and television personality Jordan – real name Katie Price – has announced that she will shortly be undergoing her fourth breast augmentation procedure.

She told Reveal magazine that she is unhappy with the look and shape of her breasts after having three children.

Jordan wants her breasts “perked up and made smaller”, but reassured her fans that “they”ll still be big”, but not as big as they have been previously.

“I”m going to go for the fake, American-style boob job. I really love that,” she added.

Having kicked off her page 3 modelling career with The Sun, Jordan decided to get her breasts enlarged.

Following this, she made numerous appearances in glamour magazines such as Hugh Hefner’’s Playboy.

Having recently curtailed her modelling activities and married Peter Andre, she has expanded into other entertainment arenas.

These include a fitness workout video and an autobiography and two novels, entitled Angel and Crystal.

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October 01 2007

Who Did What this Weekend…

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The weekend in Pictures.

Nicky Hilton

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Katie Price – Gary Cockerill’s party at the Sin Club

Demi Moore

Christina Aguilera

Pam Anderson

Lindsay Lohan

Angelina Jolie

Jessica Alba

Cameron Diaz

Britney Spears

Jennifer Lopez