October 23 2009

Heidi Montag Whores in Malibu (10/16/09)


Anyone else hate this couple? I don’t watch “The Hills” regularly, as a matter of fact, I’ve never watched an episode before the other day and I can’t get over what an awful pair they are. They are a complete trainwreck. Heidi is a disgusting skank with one ambition, to have babies and Spencer is a pig who acts like something he is not. Does this guy ever leave home without a camera? Heidi is okay but in reality, she is a nobody. If she weren’t dressed like such a slut, no one would pay her any attention. Spencer must be confused if he thinks otherwise. They are both talentless and their phony relationship is headed for destruction. I am sure that is all scripted to keep the kids interested.

February 05 2008

Heidi Montag @ Maxim superbowl Party (2/2)

Heidi is an example of plastic surgery that I don’t think is as good as it could be. Now I admit, I have zero interest in Heidi or the dumb scripted reality show she was on. I’ve actually never seen it and I barely know who she is but that doesn’t stop me from criticizing her boob job… 

Heidi’s nose looks great but her boobs look a little weird in this low cut dress. I think her cleavage looks unnatural and stuck-on. They don’t hang like natural boobs at all and the shape along the cleavage looks off. Not saying she looks worse than average, she definitely looks good but not my ideal boob job. When you have fake boobs, one of the benefits is that you shouldn’t need to wear a bra but Heidi looks look she would benefit from having a bra on, she needs something to hold her boobs and lift them up so they don’t seperate and lack fullness in the center. This would also make the wide spread cleavage below the nipples less noticible. I don’t dig these fakes. I am a fan of “natural” looking fake boobs or real boobs. Seems like a lot of girls like the stuck-on look, maybe Heidi is one of them.

December 30 2007

Top 10 Celebrity Engagements of 2007

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As the year draws to a close, a number of notables are looking back with loving memories of their engagements. Whether they took their first step toward “I do” over dinner at a romantic restaurant or during an exotic holiday getaway, Lovetripper takes a look at the locales where the stars chose to propose in 2007.

  1. Charlie Sheen– Brooke Mueller didn’t realize that an 11-carat engagement ring was on the menu as she dined with the Two and A Half Men star in their suite at the Four Seasons Hotel in Costa Rica, a 153-room retreat offering views of golden sand beaches, tropical gardens and cobalt blue waves of the Pacific Ocean.
  2. Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks– Although an October announcement revealed that their romance would not lead to a walk down the aisle, the Drumline star and the Victoria’s Secret model will always look back fondly on their May 7, 2007 proposal in the heart of Times Square, when a jumbotron flashed the words “Selita, Will You Marry Me?” as the actor slipped a 15-carat, cushion-cut engagement ring from Jacob & Co. on to the model’s finger.
  3. Natalie Glebova– Thai tennis star Paradorn Srichaphan had two reasons to celebrate on April 13th, 2007. The day marked not only the start of his country’s New Year, but also the beginning of a new life together with the woman he loves as he presented the former Miss Universe with a 3-carat diamond engagement ring during a romantic vacation on the Indonesian island of Bali. The couple wed seven months later in a ceremony held in Bangkok.
  4. Prince Joachim of Denmark– The colors of the French flag, represented by the ruby, diamond and sapphire that sparkles on Parisian Marie Cavallier’s engagement ring, are both a loving reminder of her native land and a symbol of the lifetime of happiness that is to come after the fourth in line to the Danish throne asked for her hand in marriage during a trip to Turkey.
  5. Jimmy Fallon– Choosing a cinematic setting for his sunset proposal to movie producer Nancy Juvonen, the former Saturday Night Live comedian escorted his bride-to-be to a deck over the waters of Lake Winnepesaukee in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire, a view made famous in the Oscar-winning ode to everlasting love, On Golden Pond, where he presented the producer behind such romantic flicks as Never Been Kissed and 50 First Dates with a Neil Lane engagement ring.
  6. Amber Peebles– The Louvre may be the home of such stirring works of art as Winged Victory, the Venus de Milo and Mona Lisa, but as he stood outside on the steps of the Paris museum, radio personality Brooke Howard-Smith only had eyes for one beauty– MTV New Zealand’s Amber Peebles. On bended knee, the prospective groom presented his love with a loose diamond, which the bride-to-be would later have set in a ring of her own design.
  7. Rosamund Pike and director Joe Wright– Keira Knightley congratulated her “cinematic sister” as the actress’s Pride & Prejudice co-star and the director of the 2005 Jane Austen classic announced at The Bauer Hotel in Venice that they were engaged on the banks of Lake Como. The couple plan to become husband and wife in May 2008.
  8. Mekhi Phifer– 2007 was a year of new beginnings for the ER star, who welcomed a 5lb., 4oz. baby boy on October 30th, six months after presenting a 2.65-carat diamond engagement ring to Oni Souratha during a getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.
  9. Kate Walsh and Alex Young– They may be one of Tinseltown’s top twosomes, but the newly wed Private Practice star and the FOX studio executive left their hearts in San Francisco when the couple became engaged over dinner at Restaurant Gary Danko, a five-star Mobile-rated eatery. The Jubilee cut Neil Lane engagement ring slipped on the TV star’s finger was accompanied by a wedding band in September 2007 during a ceremony held in Ojai, California.
  10. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt– A Santa Barbara sanctuary for stars in love, the Bacara Resort and Spa has been the site of several celebrity celebrations. Since opening its doors in 2000, the Spanish Colonial-style retreat has welcomed the weddings of Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker and Rules of Engagement cast member Bianca Kajlich and L.A. Galaxy soccer player Landon Donovan, hosted the wedding reception of Beverly Hills 90210’s Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli and provided a hideaway for One Tree Hill honeymooners Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush. In May 2007, the Tinseltown twosome from The Hills continued the tradition as Spencer Pratt knelt on bended knee and presented his love with a platinum engagement ring topped with a lemon amethyst embraced by small diamonds.

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December 13 2007

Best Celeb Engagement Ring 2007.

As the clock counts down the remaining minutes of 2007, Lovetripper takes a look back at some of the celebrities who began to carry carats on their ring fingers this calendar year. Which star do you think received the nicest ice in 2007?

1) Brittany Murphy– If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, then the “Just Married” star has plenty of pals. The actress, who said “I do” to Simon Monjack in an intimate L.A. ceremony, received two platinum Neil Lane engagement rings from her hubby– a 5-carat yellow diamond embraced by a circle of smaller white diamonds, and a 6.5-carat cushion cut diamond resting on a diamond-encrusted band.

2) Elizabeth Hurley– The model-actress waited until one month before her walk down the aisle at Sudley Castle before debuting her 15.09-carat Asscher cut diamond, the crowning glory on a white gold band adorned with pave diamonds. The stunning sparkler was purchased from the “Haute Joallerie” collection at Chopard, the jeweler which also created the bride’s white gold wedding band, which is adorned with 20 square cut 3.91-carat diamonds.

3) Selita Ebanks– Although she took it off her finger in October 2007, the Victoria’s Secret model will always have the memory of the 15-carat, cushion cut diamond Jacob & Co. engagement ring that was presented to her by Nick Cannon.

4) Ivana Trump– The social siren, who made “Don’t get mad, get everything” a catch phrase, now has it all– her own jewelry line and signature “Ivana Haute Couture” scent, the love of fiancé Rossano Rubicondi and a platinum engagement ring designed by her daughter Ivanka, which is topped with a 12-carat, emerald cut diamond.

5) Brooke Mueller– The 11-carat, radiant cut yellow diamond atop the platinum band that Charlie Sheen placed on his fiancée’s finger sparkled in the Costa Rican sun when the “Two and A Half Men” star proposed at the Four Seasons Hotel.

6) Tracey Edmonds– Eddie Murphy mulled over the many designs offered by Cartier before choosing an 8-carat yellow diamond engagement ring, which he presented to his bride-to-be in July 2007.

7) Kate Walsh– The “Private Practice” star had to start rehearsing her wedding vows after she was presented with a Jubilee cut diamond Neil Lane engagement ring during a romantic San Francisco getaway in May of 2007.
8) Jennifer Love Hewitt– “The Ghost Whisperer” received a hauntingly beautiful heirloom engagement ring created with a center diamond encircled by 10 white diamonds from her fiancé, Ross McCall.

9) Delta Goodrem– Diamond solitaires make a statement, and the ring placed on the Australian singer’s finger in November tells the world that she’s Brian McFadden’s one and only.

10) Heidi Montag– While only time will tell if the lovebirds from “The Hills” tie the knot, the most talked-about bauble on TV proves that diamonds aren’t the only way to display devotion. Spencer Pratt presented his co-star with a platinum engagement ring topped with a lemon amethyst, which is surrounded by small diamonds.

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October 05 2007

Heidi Montag Has Fake Boobs & Nose… Who Cares?

heidim.jpgSo Heidi Montag recently came forward admitting that she had some plastic surgery. What I really want to know is who gives a crap about Heidi Montag? I don’t know but I can say with 100% certainty that I don’t care what she had done nor do I care about her and I wish she would go away, not as much as I wish Paris would go away but then again, she hasn’t been shoved in my face for the past few years constantly. I just question who couldn’t tell that Heidi had plastic surgery before she admitted to it? I know looking at a picture of her the rhinoplasty and boobs were a given. Who knows what else she may have had done. Who are these people that are so clueless that they are waiting for her to admit to it? One day she was flat, the next day she had the huge, high, fake looking cans, what is there to question?

I don’t know about anyone else but I find this girl to be so typical and what is she famous for? Being on a scripted crap-ass reality show? My attention span is so short I can barely watch some whiney freakish brat yell about Britney Spears for one and a half minutes, I definitely don’t have the type of attention span where I can watch some dumb clueless bitches yap about their useless lives. haha. More negativity I should keep inside my head…

If by chance you do care about Heidi, here is an article about her new boobies and other meaningless nonsense that distracts us peons from our mundane reality. enjoy!

June 03 2007

New Boobs, New Nose, New Opportunity.

heidi_montag_engaged_big.jpgHey kids, do you know what a pair of JUCO Transfers (that’s breast implants to you non-sports people) and a nose job will get you? Besides lots of attention from drunk douche bags and gropey grandpas, they can get you in Playboy!And that just might happen for former Laguna Beacher Heidi Montag and her new “hills” if we can believe her fiance Spencer Pratt:

“Playboy is interest[ed] in shooting Heidi’s new body,” [Heidi’s boyfriend] Pratt told In Touch. “They’ve offered her $1 million to be in the magazine.”

Playboy doesn’t deny offering a spread to Heidi but claims the monetary figure is no where near a million.

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